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There’s a CD of The Smiths stuck in my car’s radio. But that’s OK. It won’t play no matter how hard I bang on it.
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goes to war against the yolk then tries to make peace with what’s left of the egg
View ArticleFor You Fans of Worms
For you fans of worms there’s no need to shout. Our worm eats the bird from the inside out.
View ArticleWhat’s The Best Thing For A Cyclist To Do When Confronted By An Aggressive Dog?
Learn to love pain deliberately and silently or simply peddle faster.
View ArticleFour Strings Don’t Make a Net?
Four strings don’t make a net? I can make a net from one, if you keep feeding me the same string until I say I’m done.
View ArticleReal Estate Signage Authored by Andre Breton
If you LIVED HERE you’d already be waving to yourself!
View ArticleAn Inconvenient Truth of America’s Puritan Work Ethic
Don’t put off for tomorrow those witch-hangings you can do today.
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